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Let's take it a step back.

You see, my last website had super fancy animations and graphics. Music would play across all the pages, it was filled to the brim with content. Then I realized, I didn't need all that stuff. It was just getting in the way of my already sufficient levels of omnipotence (and the viewer's loading times). So why not just go with some good old-fashioned plaintext? It'll look great across all platforms, there aren't any bugs, and I don't need to be limited by some menacing web-builder *cough wix.com cough*. I'm free to do my own thing in simple yet reliable HTML.

So without further ado, let's get it on.

Who am I?

Are you retarded?

Possibly.

Fine. I'm Jake Ledoux. I make music, movies, applications, and helicopter noises. You'll likely find me in my room doing one or more of those things.

What is this site for?

Well, a multitude of things. For one, it's stupid easy to learn HTML. I literally learned enough to make this website within 30 seconds and one google search. For another thing, archival. What we have here is an insanely lightweight glimpse into my teenage self for all future generations. Kinda like this. In fact, screw it, I'm going to directly rip off that site. Thanks for the template, Scott.

My completely original bio (as of August 2016):